TheApple

I'm currently a substitute teacher in my town so I am in and out of 6 different elementary schools. About a month ago I was in a 5th grade classroom and one of the boys came up to me and started telling me a joke. Because I don't know the students, instinctively I thought I should stop him, but something else said to let him finish. Here is what he said:

5th Grader: "When Obama was running for president some people said a black man would get elected when pigs fly. Well, if you look at today's  headlines . . . Swine flu!"

Luckily, this turned out to be clever and I passed it on to my family and friends.