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hotteacher1976: Quiz Results
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What Should You Be Teaching? taken 5 months agoYou should consider teaching English or reading |
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What's Your Holiday Wish? taken 10 months agoEnjoy Time With Family and Friends |
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What's Your Secret to Success? taken about 1 year agoBalancing Skills |
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Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? taken about 1 year agoYou are an expert! |
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What's Your Ideal Teaching Career? taken about 1 year agoCollege is calling you |
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v_pulaha
7 months ago
36 comments
Hello Tanya,
Thank you for adding me as your friend.
Vjori
paulmah
11 months ago
76 comments
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?!
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
SBonilla07
12 months ago
578 comments
To the tune of "Frere Jacque"
Mr. Turkey, Mr. Turkey
Run away, Run away
If you don't be careful
You will be a mouthful
Thanksgiving Day
Thanksgiving Day
SBonilla07
about 1 year ago
578 comments
HAVE A HAPPY SAFE HALLOWEEN....
SBonilla07
about 1 year ago
578 comments
"A master can tell you what he expects of you. A TEACHER, though, awakens your own expectations." _Patricia Neal_
SBonilla07
about 1 year ago
578 comments
:::::::::::::::::::A Teacher for All Seasons::::::::::::::
A teacher is like Spring,
Who nurtures new green sprouts,
Encourages and leads them,
Whenever they have doubts.
A teacher is like Summer,
Whose sunny temperament
Makes studying a pleasure,
Preventing discontent.
A teacher is like Fall,
With methods crisp and clear,
Lessons of bright colors
And a happy atmosphere.
A teacher is like Winter,
While it’s snowing hard outside,
Keeping students comfortable,
As a warm and helpful guide.
Teacher, you do all these things,
With a pleasant attitude;
You’re a teacher for all seasons,
And you have my gratitude!
::::::By Joanna Fuchs::::::
SBonilla07
about 1 year ago
578 comments
GOD MADE TEACHERS . . .
Author Unknown................................................................................
God understood our thirst for
knowledge, and our need to be led
by someone wiser;
He needed a heart of compassion,
of encouragement, and patience;
Someone who would accept
the challenge regardless of the
opposition;
Someone who could see potential
and believe in the best in others . . .
So He made Teachers
SBonilla07
about 1 year ago
578 comments
Teachers
Teachers
Paint their minds
And guide their thoughts
Share their achievements
and advise their faults
Inspire a Love
Of knowledge and truth
As you light the path
Which leads our youth
For our future brightens
With each lesson you teach
Each smile you lengthen
Each goal you help reach
For the dawn of each poet
Each philosopher and king
Begins with a Teacher
And the wisdom they bring.
By Kevin William Huff.
SBonilla07
about 1 year ago
578 comments
Hope everyone is ready for September! School starts and the kids are ready to be taught. As long as everyone had fun this vacation and got to relax, your hair on your head won't be pulled off!!! hehehe...
TallAnna
about 1 year ago
32 comments
Thanks for the soda! I'll need it on these sunny San Francisco afternoons. :)
Teachnologist
about 1 year ago
78 comments
I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. ~Jewish Proverb
macyvezah
about 1 year ago
0 comments
Myspace Thank You Comments & Graphics
TallAnna
about 1 year ago
32 comments
It's going fabulously! How about yours?
hotteacher1976
about 1 year ago
372 comments
Thanks C!
c_gempz
about 1 year ago
396 comments
Never say you are happy when you are sad...never say you are fine when you are not okay...never say you feel good when you feel bad...and never say you are alone when i still alive.. Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people