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What Teachers Should Never (Ever!) Wear
Kayla Baxter, Anna Hennings, and Alice Handley | Monster
We hate to admit it, because we personally feel that clothes shouldn’t matter. In a perfect world, a person would be judged at their workplace based solely on the caliber of their work. Unfortunately, that’s not how the world works.
How you choose to dress each morning reflects how you feel about your job – that you take your position seriously, that you are ready to work and that you pay attention to detail and know what you expect to encounter that day. You wouldn’t go to a construction site in your favorite four-inch stilettos, right? Of course not, you’d go in a hard hat, because it’s appropriate for the situation. Appearances matter!
We’ve all been there, though. The days you wake up feeling sick, but still have to make it into the office, so you throw on any old thing that’s (kind of ) clean.
Regardless of the excuses, there are some things that professionals should just never wear. Ever.
We’ll show you what these things are, why they’re a terrible wardrobe choice and if you’re guilty of having one in your closet – or (gasp!) in your daily rotation – we’ll give you a much better alternative.
And for your men out there who are teachers: this article is geared towards women since we know you probably don’t care as much about fashion as females do!
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5 months ago
Wow, this article really is a laugh (with the exceptions)! I think some schools need to adopt these rules for the students but heaven forbid anyone try to stop self expression! I am shocked to have read some posts stating what people have been seen wearing that is not appropriate. Hint: shop Anne Taylor Loft, Coldwater Creek, and Talbots (my favorites!)
kspicenj
5 months ago
4 comments
For those of you who think this article a waste of time, you'd be surprised how many fashion blunders I saw during my 10 years in the corporate world. I worked for a private European company at their U.S. headquarters that was very conservative, i.e. law-firm conservative, yet some people chose to ignore the employeed handbook and wear what they wanted-sneakers, sweatshirts, anything considered casual-on a business day. Casual Fridays? Try pajamas. I'm not kidding. So this article hopefully is reaching the absolutely clueless people out there.
agnesagbo
5 months ago
2 comments
i think this is just fine . A lot of people needs to be informed
agnes
jxmal
5 months ago
8 comments
Great article but i think you missed some really obvious ones.....Tooooo much clevage showing, see through tops and people (especially men) who do not wear underpants. I'm not joking I have had to address all of the above with some staff over the years. lol.
KGMavros
5 months ago
2 comments
This was a funny and informative article. The fact that men's clothing was excluded illustrates how pervasive institutionalized sexism is!!! Don't men teach? Might they need a friendly reminder, also?
I did agree with most all of the "rules" except two...I don't wear make-up and I am willing to challenge any perceptions that link my lack of it to my teaching...Women who keep conforming out of fear are hurting themselves. The boots issue was just funny. Sometimes comfort is more important than worrying if someone thinks I'm wearing slippers!!!
catysuzgirl2000
5 months ago
32 comments
made one mistake personally>> no make up! i thk tracksuits are okay
cotton2
5 months ago
10 comments
now thats funny... I don't wear any of these things that most teenagers wear... I think what you wear as a teacher should be casual w/ comfort...
DavidKManning
5 months ago
4 comments
This is hysterical! Thanks for the laughs! I teach fashion design, so how I dress is particularly important. Students and co-workers are definitely paying attention. And, PS, men do care!
coll1278
5 months ago
8 comments
Ok.
senedtra
5 months ago
208 comments
Appearance matter to people whether I like it or not.
Whenever I get confused about the dress code and don't feel comfortable asking, I use my own personal rule: "When in doubt , pull a suit out of the closet." Straightening up the rest of me goes without saying.
JeanWaggoner
5 months ago
30 comments
P.S. Those of you who think this is not aimed at teachers haven't worked in California. My husband did a consulting project for L.A. School District in the 1980s and even then, people were showing up for teaching job interviews in cutoffs and flip flops! I see some pretty garish outfits on faculty at the community colleges where I teach and I think the general lack of professionalism lowers public perceptions of teachers' capabilities and value to society. I've seen almost every one of the "no-nos." Students complained to me about a male teacher's obscenely revealing short shorts one summer.
JeanWaggoner
5 months ago
30 comments
The exceptions added a bit of fun. I think I do pretty well, but will admit to wearing a pony tail with "scrunchie" during summer school a few years back. I was driving to Indio, CA in 115+ degree heat when my old car had almost useless air conditioning, so I felt I was justified, but a short hair cut might have looked better.
hsatterberg
5 months ago
2 comments
I agree this article was a little entertaining at first, but way too long. As a first year teacher I would have loved to have an article tell me must haves for the closet. My school is small and I have to teach elementary PE and Music as well as preschool and there are things like workout pants and hats I wouldn't wear when I taught music, but I would not be able to teach PE in a skirt or dress pants.
selfitz
5 months ago
2 comments
Here's what teacher's should REALLY never, ever wear: anything outlined as inappropriate in your district's employee handbook. 'Nuff said. Now, what we could really use is a list of the most practical, must-haves in a teacher's wardrobe, as 'sandygirl' suggested. To start the list off, a neutral colored cardigan/jacket is a must for those days when the central air won't cooperate. Comfortable, professional, and safe (read: NOT high heels, slippery soles, or flip-flops) shoes. I love my mary-jane style shoes made by Mudd and Sketchers. I have pairs in black and brown that fit comfortably with or without socks or stockings, have rubber soles that don't slip, and look great with pants, skirts, capris, and 'city shorts'. And all clothes should have pockets for tissues, your whistle/clicker, stickers or other reinforcers, and all the treasures your little darlings collect. I know that my list is far from complete, but what list could be? We teachers aren't made in a factory and, thankfully, are as diverse and multi-faceted as our students. We work for different districts in a variety of settings and classrooms. An art teacher in an elementary school wouldn't necessarily have the same wardrobe as an economics teacher in a high school, nor would we expect them to. This list was intended to be a loose, tongue-in-cheek set of guidelines. Thanks for the laughs!
JanisJ
5 months ago
2 comments
I'm an art teacher and I wear different colored & regular jeans and always a neat
top. I won't wear sneakers or pumps. I wear nice mary jane's and practical boots
in the winter. I'd like to see a teacher who wears pumps, a lowish neckline, nice skirts,
with manicured nails at the potter's wheel. I always look put together and neat.
at the potter's wheel !